This one’s a short one, but he’s truly living rent-free in my head and I love it.

I still follow the Facebook page for the grocery store I used to work at, and on almost every single one of their posts, there’s always 1 angry react. It’s the guy we’ll call John P., and no post is safe from him.

Announcement for a new type of cookie? John P. is angry about it.

We’re celebrating our associates of the year? John P. is straight fuming.

I tried messaging him one time asking why he does it, but he never responded. :(