Blog Posts
Here is an archive of articles I’ve written over the years. Some will be technical, and some will be more personal.
Check out the scraps
A collection of thoughts that I didn’t feel like writing whole essays on.
An Aggregate Problem

How many people does it take for corruption to begin?
Get To Know My Taste In Music

Tagged by ShellSharks in his Music Questions Challenge, here’s a little bit of info about my taste in music
Get to Know My Blog

Inspired by Kev Quirk’s post, here are my answer to these eight “get to know me” style questions about my blog
Love and Transactionality

An essay on love and the merits of a transaction-based relationship
Inside Me Are Two Wolves

An introspective piece about two sides of my coin
An Ode to Lost Friends

We all lose people in life, but just because they’re gone doesn’t mean they’re forgotten
Deobfuscating a Malware Stager

In this post I demonstrate my methods for deobfuscating a PHP malware staging script
Live on IPFS

To help my blog <joke>live on forever</joke>, it can now be found on the InterPlanetary File System!
Squishing Circles

While retrospecting on my Procedural Circle Generator project, I attempted data compression for the first time.
Men's Kinning Red Flags

A living-document of kins that I think are red flags when found in men. If your boyfriend say “that’s so me” about these characters, run.
Posting "Failures" Can Be Good

Just because something isn’t the “best” at its job, doesn’t mean it’s without value. You should still be proud of accomplishments at the very least because you accomplished them.
Mental Illness, Autism, and Suffering

After reading a wonderful blog post by Mark Dominus, I was moved to write my own post about mental illness, and how it affects me.
Bees and Their Effect On Technical Recruiters

Having been a programmer for almost 10 years, I felt like it was finally time I contribute to a open-source project.